Getting Kicked from all directions

     God, I missed this place so much. Whatever's left of it anyway. It's like this space has become a medium for me to crib. And I did return for the same. Well, no more. I guess it's time to end matters and look forward for better things. I wonder what's the reason behind the number of followers getting reduced from 43 to 41. There is too much going on my mind that I want to......get them off my chest? Funny

Well there are options. The following post is a bit nasty. It involves abuses (nothing very extreme). So if you are uncomfortable with the labels, I suggest you redirect to following links

That One Day

Sometimes...

Give Me A Reason To Forget You





    Okay, since you chose to continue, BEHOLD!!!!

My Dad - The Definition Of Awesome

These are some conversations I will always remember with my DAD (yes the way I capitalize GOD, COD and NFS)

And unfortunately, they are in Hindi (Translating them into English would just rid them of their.......charm)

*me watching something on the internet which I obviously can't let my parents see*

when suddenly I hear someone's footsteps approaching my room. I simply start reading a page on Wikipedia before realizing it's my DAD

DAD: Page kyu badla?

me: kaha badla. kabse yahi padh raha hu

DAD: jhoot mat bol, mere aate se hi tune page badla

me: nahi toh

DAD: sach bata kya dekh raha tha.

me: aisa kuch nahi dekh raha tha ki chhupau

DAD finally gave up. Was leaving my room when he stopped at the door and said

"Ch*tiya samjha hai kya mujhe"

and then he left :-/

*me getting ready for college where DAD is sitting on the sofa reading newspaper*

me: mai nikal raha hu

DAD: abe 20 saal ho gaye nikal k, aur kitna niklega?

me: :|

*me having breakfast on a Sunday morning with mom and DAD*

mom: beta ek hi paratha liya tumne.

me(grumpy): ek baar kaha na nahi chahiye

DAD: toh achche se bhi bol sakta hai na. Itna chid kyu raha hai aajkal

me(jokingly): girlfriend se baat nahi ho rahi (though I don't have one)

DAD: teri girlfriend hai?

me: ha hai na. kyu nahi ho sakti?

DAD: abe girlfriend hoti toh itna chidta thodi na, khush rehta. Baap ko mat sikha

me: :|

This one's a bit too much I was having second thoughts. Well, I don't like to hold back anymore

*me sitting in front of the pc when DAD enters my room and looks at the the deodorant I am currently using*

DAD: KS kya hai?

me: Kamasutra :|

DAD(getting impatient): kaha se laya?

me: aapke friend ne diya

DAD: but iske toh condom bante hai na?

me(*blank*): apne friend se hi poocho :|

So that's it for now. Tell me if you enjoyed it. Sure I was pretty annoyed/tensed/embarrassed at those moments. But, now that I think about it, I just laugh my head off. And not just me, friends too. 

I love my DAD very much. My friends envy me B-). They want their dad to be exactly same as mine :D Whenever he gives a speech and includes me in it, my chest swells 50 times its normal size and eyes always become moist.

There is son of God, son of mask (:P)

I am the son of AWESOME B-)