How Transparent Can You Be With Your Parents?

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One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"


I started guffawing


mum - "What's the matter?"


me - "Why are you asking me?"


mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"

I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction


me - "Where did you read it?"


mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"

I smiled again


mum - "What are you smiling about?"

I controlled myself


me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"


mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"


me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"


mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"


me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"

she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"


me - "Yes, once..."


mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"


me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"

then I had to lie


mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"


me - "yes"


mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"

and I just nodded my head...

Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O

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