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One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"
I started guffawing
mum - "What's the matter?"
me - "Why are you asking me?"
mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"
I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction
me - "Where did you read it?"
mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"
I smiled again
mum - "What are you smiling about?"
I controlled myself
me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"
mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"
me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"
mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"
me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"
she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"
me - "Yes, once..."
mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"
me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"
then I had to lie
mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"
me - "yes"
mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"
and I just nodded my head...
Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O
One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"
I started guffawing
mum - "What's the matter?"
me - "Why are you asking me?"
mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"
I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction
me - "Where did you read it?"
mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"
I smiled again
mum - "What are you smiling about?"
I controlled myself
me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"
mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"
me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"
mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"
me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"
she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"
me - "Yes, once..."
mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"
me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"
then I had to lie
mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"
me - "yes"
mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"
and I just nodded my head...
Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O
Sheesh talk about awkward. Thankfully my parents don't ask me about the men in my life otherwise we'd have a big problem. Hah.
ReplyDeleteI am glad too that they haven't asked about the girl in my life :D
Deletethough i wasnt exactly very open with my parents, i think im being quite trans"parent" with my kids..im sure when they grow up and have their blog, they will be saying exactly these things about me!! hahaha.. btw did i tell u i read ur link post too...loved ur writing!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are an awesome mother :D
DeleteThe old one about papa? :O . I just can't help but repeat that he is more humourous than many of my friends o_O
I'll be going through your blog soon :D
Stay Blessed ^_^
I have been in a situation when I had to explain my activities. Haha.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you laughing gives a hint that those must be on of the most awkward situations with your parents :D
Deletehahahahaahahahha Awwwwwwwwww...mothers are just soo adoable no???!!!!! hheeheh!!!
ReplyDeleteBus ek hi baar dekhi?? hawwww!!!
Yes, and they get away with asking anything and leaving you in the awkward position :|
DeleteMothers are lovely :D
I am not going to answer that :|
hahahaha :D
ReplyDeletehuhuhuhuhu :'(
DeleteThese discussions were always off limits with my parents. I hope to have a more open relationship with my kids in the future.
ReplyDeleteI think you will :)
DeleteInteresting family you got there. :D
ReplyDeleteMy mum once asked me during a movie what a dick meant. I went all red and ignored her.
Another day she asked me what showing your middle finger meant. I went berserk laughing and i did my best to explain it to her. :P
Anyway nice blog. I hope you can find time to visit mine. Maybe we could follow each other? :)
http://theseasonedwoman.blogspot.in/
HAHA!!! Hilarious XD
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