What's on my mind
Random Thoughts In My Mind
The world has become an amusing place...
We need Facebook to tell others how we are feeling
We need Twitter to have an opinion
We need Instagram to enjoy our food
We need Snapchat to cherish memories
And most of all, we need an internet connection to have a life...
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Let's Wait For The Pot To Overflow
I am not being skeptical. But why is it that people are reacting at a large scale now when the statistics say a rape happens every 20 mins in the country. My sudden posts are an example of the very thing I am talking about. Why must people wait before it becomes intolerable?
Friday, October 26, 2012
The Five Rupee Logic
Exams, exams exams!!!! (Yes I chose a very appropriate time to post something). But isn't that completely normal? I mean, don't most people get the urge to blog when it's exam time? Or an interview, or a meeting? It's like everything else becomes so interesting when there is a task at hand. Proceeding with the topic
| A simple 5 rupee note with Gandhiji's photo (Google) |
Thursday, October 4, 2012
How Transparent Can You Be With Your Parents?
Read this prior to the following post
One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"
I started guffawing
mum - "What's the matter?"
me - "Why are you asking me?"
mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"
I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction
me - "Where did you read it?"
mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"
I smiled again
mum - "What are you smiling about?"
I controlled myself
me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"
mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"
me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"
mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"
me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"
she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"
me - "Yes, once..."
mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"
me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"
then I had to lie
mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"
me - "yes"
mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"
and I just nodded my head...
Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O
One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"
I started guffawing
mum - "What's the matter?"
me - "Why are you asking me?"
mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"
I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction
me - "Where did you read it?"
mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"
I smiled again
mum - "What are you smiling about?"
I controlled myself
me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"
mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"
me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"
mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"
me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"
she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"
me - "Yes, once..."
mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"
me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"
then I had to lie
mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"
me - "yes"
mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"
and I just nodded my head...
Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O
Sunday, July 8, 2012
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