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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Getting Kicked from all directions

     God, I missed this place so much. Whatever's left of it anyway. It's like this space has become a medium for me to crib. And I did return for the same. Well, no more. I guess it's time to end matters and look forward for better things. I wonder what's the reason behind the number of followers getting reduced from 43 to 41. There is too much going on my mind that I want to......get them off my chest? Funny

Well there are options. The following post is a bit nasty. It involves abuses (nothing very extreme). So if you are uncomfortable with the labels, I suggest you redirect to following links

That One Day

Sometimes...

Give Me A Reason To Forget You





    Okay, since you chose to continue, BEHOLD!!!!

My Dad - The Definition Of Awesome

These are some conversations I will always remember with my DAD (yes the way I capitalize GOD, COD and NFS)
And unfortunately, they are in Hindi (Translating them into English would just rid them of their.......charm)

*me watching something on the internet which I obviously can't let my parents see*
when suddenly I hear someone's footsteps approaching my room. I simply start reading a page on Wikipedia before realizing it's my DAD

DAD: Page kyu badla?
me: kaha badla. kabse yahi padh raha hu
DAD: jhoot mat bol, mere aate se hi tune page badla
me: nahi toh
DAD: sach bata kya dekh raha tha.
me: aisa kuch nahi dekh raha tha ki chhupau
DAD finally gave up. Was leaving my room when he stopped at the door and said
"Ch*tiya samjha hai kya mujhe"

and then he left :-/



*me getting ready for college where DAD is sitting on the sofa reading newspaper*

me: mai nikal raha hu
DAD: abe 20 saal ho gaye nikal k, aur kitna niklega?
me: :|



*me having breakfast on a Sunday morning with mom and DAD*
mom: beta ek hi paratha liya tumne.
me(grumpy): ek baar kaha na nahi chahiye
DAD: toh achche se bhi bol sakta hai na. Itna chid kyu raha hai aajkal
me(jokingly): girlfriend se baat nahi ho rahi (though I don't have one)
DAD: teri girlfriend hai?
me: ha hai na. kyu nahi ho sakti?
DAD: abe girlfriend hoti toh itna chidta thodi na, khush rehta. Baap ko mat sikha
me: :|


This one's a bit too much I was having second thoughts. Well, I don't like to hold back anymore


*me sitting in front of the pc when DAD enters my room and looks at the the deodorant I am currently using*
DAD: KS kya hai?
me: Kamasutra :|
DAD(getting impatient): kaha se laya?
me: aapke friend ne diya
DAD: but iske toh condom bante hai na?
me(*blank*): apne friend se hi poocho :|


So that's it for now. Tell me if you enjoyed it. Sure I was pretty annoyed/tensed/embarrassed at those moments. But, now that I think about it, I just laugh my head off. And not just me, friends too. 

I love my DAD very much. My friends envy me B-). They want their dad to be exactly same as mine :D Whenever he gives a speech and includes me in it, my chest swells 50 times its normal size and eyes always become moist.

There is son of God, son of mask (:P)
I am the son of AWESOME B-)

28 comments:

  1. I couldn't stop laughing at KS and page change one. lol

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    1. Haha
      glad you enjoyed it :D

      Stay Blessed ^_^

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    1. Same word but different emotion I had when my DAD said those things :D

      Stay Blessed ^_^

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  3. Dope DAD xD bt..I think yur kids will say da same :P

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    1. Only one way to be sure of that ;)

      Take care ^_^

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  4. I died laughing at the last one!!!
    OMG! SOO Funny!!

    And the first one was WOAH! :O

    Awesome dad you have! :D

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    1. Well, you don't have to tell me :)

      Stay Blessed ^_^

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  5. Where do you keep disappearing though? :D

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    1. I don't remember the reason I took the break for
      maybe exams...

      but, now am back :D

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  6. Sort of reminds me of my father - leaves no stone unturned to embarrass me even if he is physically on one corner of the globe - he will do it on skype :P.

    Keep writing regularly bro.

    Cheers :)

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  7. Same question as philo...good post never the less.

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  8. Bapoojee ko chootiya samjha hai kya be??!!
    Man such a cool dad!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. WHY DON'T YOU POST IF YOU'RE STILL HERE DUDE! :S

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    1. Sometimes, it's not about posting ;)
      Anyway I did :P :D

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  10. HAHAHAHA xD

    Loved this post after the hectic day i had today :P

    Go DAD! Keep up the awesome remarks! :D

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  11. Hahaha!!! :D:D:D I just loved the last one . The best part of life is when your family understands
    you as a friend and your friends support you as your family. :) :) :)

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