What's on my mind

Random Thoughts In My Mind

The world has become an amusing place...

We need Facebook to tell others how we are feeling

We need Twitter to have an opinion

We need Instagram to enjoy our food

We need Snapchat to cherish memories

And most of all, we need an internet connection to have a life...

Friday, October 26, 2012

The Five Rupee Logic

     Exams, exams exams!!!! (Yes I chose a very appropriate time to post something). But isn't that completely normal? I mean, don't most people get the urge to blog when it's exam time? Or an interview, or a meeting? It's like everything else becomes so interesting when there is a task at hand. Proceeding with the topic

A simple 5 rupee note with Gandhiji's photo (Google)

Thursday, October 4, 2012

How Transparent Can You Be With Your Parents?

Read this prior to the following post

One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"

I started guffawing

mum - "What's the matter?"

me - "Why are you asking me?"

mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"

I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction

me - "Where did you read it?"

mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"

I smiled again

mum - "What are you smiling about?"

I controlled myself

me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"

mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"

me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"

mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"

me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"

she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"

me - "Yes, once..."

mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"

me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"

then I had to lie

mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"

me - "yes"

mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"

and I just nodded my head...

Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O