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What's on my mind
Random Thoughts In My Mind
The world has become an amusing place...
We need Facebook to tell others how we are feeling
We need Twitter to have an opinion
We need Instagram to enjoy our food
We need Snapchat to cherish memories
And most of all, we need an internet connection to have a life...
Friday, October 26, 2012
Thursday, October 4, 2012
One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"
I started guffawing
mum - "What's the matter?"
me - "Why are you asking me?"
mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"
I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction
me - "Where did you read it?"
mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"
I smiled again
mum - "What are you smiling about?"
I controlled myself
me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"
mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"
me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"
mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"
me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"
she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"
me - "Yes, once..."
mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"
me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"
then I had to lie
mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"
me - "yes"
mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"
and I just nodded my head...
Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O