One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"
I started guffawing
mum - "What's the matter?"
me - "Why are you asking me?"
mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"
I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction
me - "Where did you read it?"
mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"
I smiled again
mum - "What are you smiling about?"
I controlled myself
me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"
mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"
me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"
mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"
me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"
she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"
me - "Yes, once..."
mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"
me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"
then I had to lie
mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"
me - "yes"
mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"
and I just nodded my head...
Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O