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The world has become an amusing place...

We need Facebook to tell others how we are feeling

We need Twitter to have an opinion

We need Instagram to enjoy our food

We need Snapchat to cherish memories

And most of all, we need an internet connection to have a life...

Thursday, October 4, 2012

How Transparent Can You Be With Your Parents?

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One day my mother called me and asked, "what is porn?"

I started guffawing

mum - "What's the matter?"

me - "Why are you asking me?"

mum - "Well, I asked dad but he said you will be able to explain it more clearly"

I looked at dad but he didn't give any reaction

me - "Where did you read it?"

mum - "In the news paper...about Sunny Leone who is a porn star"

I smiled again

mum - "What are you smiling about?"

I controlled myself

me - "Did I ever ask you what you and papa did on the first night of your marriage?"

mum - "No, that's not the question you should ask"

me - "So porn films are everything about what you do at that night"

mum - "matlab tum yahi sab dekhte rehte ho internet pe"

me - "Why the hell are you asking such questions?"

she persisted, "dekhi ki nahi?"

me - "Yes, once..."

mum - "fir? kyu dekhi?"

me - "umm...curiosity? Just to know what exactly it is"

then I had to lie

mum - "bas ek baar hi dekhi aur fir nahi?"

me - "yes"

mum - "Good, you know people sometimes get addicted to such stuff"

and I just nodded my head...

Sometimes I think a sitcom should be made on my family. It would turn out to be much better than daily soap at least o_O


  1. Sheesh talk about awkward. Thankfully my parents don't ask me about the men in my life otherwise we'd have a big problem. Hah.

    1. I am glad too that they haven't asked about the girl in my life :D

  2. though i wasnt exactly very open with my parents, i think im being quite trans"parent" with my kids..im sure when they grow up and have their blog, they will be saying exactly these things about me!! hahaha.. btw did i tell u i read ur link post too...loved ur writing!

    1. Sounds like you are an awesome mother :D

      The old one about papa? :O . I just can't help but repeat that he is more humourous than many of my friends o_O

      I'll be going through your blog soon :D

      Stay Blessed ^_^

  3. I have been in a situation when I had to explain my activities. Haha.

    1. The fact that you laughing gives a hint that those must be on of the most awkward situations with your parents :D

  4. hahahahaahahahha Awwwwwwwwww...mothers are just soo adoable no???!!!!! hheeheh!!!
    Bus ek hi baar dekhi?? hawwww!!!

    1. Yes, and they get away with asking anything and leaving you in the awkward position :|

      Mothers are lovely :D

      I am not going to answer that :|

  5. These discussions were always off limits with my parents. I hope to have a more open relationship with my kids in the future.

  6. Interesting family you got there. :D
    My mum once asked me during a movie what a dick meant. I went all red and ignored her.
    Another day she asked me what showing your middle finger meant. I went berserk laughing and i did my best to explain it to her. :P

    Anyway nice blog. I hope you can find time to visit mine. Maybe we could follow each other? :)