Interviewer: So, Mr. Z (I just got bored of same old X) tell me something about yourself.
Interviewee (I should have said Mr. Z but this term sounds so sophisticated :P): Well, I like to be the captain of my own ship. Other peoples' decisions rarely influence me. I have absolutely no interest in pleasing anyone. Whether they like me or not it's their problem. I don't make a fuss about everything I do I have no interest in finding out what other people are doing. I am what I am, and I don't like to fake an attitude or act differently according to type of person I am talking to. I don't interact with strangers with whom I have absolutely no business. I seriously hate pestering around friends of my friend. Lastly, I just don't go ignoring a person from my life and neither do I shut myself down if someone ignores me.
Interviewer(after much thinking): Are you a regular user of Facebook?
Interviewee: Yes, of course.
Interviewer: Thank you Mr. Z, that will be all :).
Interviewee: So, am I selected?
Interviewer: We will keep you updated on Google+ :)
Interviewee: But I don't have an account on Google+ :O
Interviewer: Oh! Wonderful, please don't come back when you have one.
1. I don't remember the ending exactly so I made up some of it. It's not very interesting. Any suggestions?
2. I witnessed this interview last night in a dream, after her.