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The world has become an amusing place...

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And most of all, we need an internet connection to have a life...

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Lets make you laugh



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(O.M.G.!!!) ... 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death ... (Creepy ... I'm still not over the pig) ... 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body ... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ... (Honey, I'm home ... What the ...?) ... 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length ... It's like a human jumping the length of a football field ... (30 minutes ... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) ... 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds ... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) ... 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day ... (I still can't believe that pig ... quality over quantity) ... 

Butterflies taste with their feet ... (Something I always wanted to know) ...

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump ... (Okay, so that would be a good thing) ... 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain ... (I know some people like that) ... 

Starfish have no brains ... (I know some people like that, too) ... 

Polar bears are left-handed ... (Talk about a southpaw) ... 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure ... (What about that pig? ... Do the dolphins know about the pig?) ... 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts ... (and God love that pig!)

7 comments:

  1. bwhahahaahaha!! How about a Pig who fucks a Lion 50 times a day? ROFL

    Best
    Chintan

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  2. @chintan
    OMG! That was totally insane!!! XD

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  3. that pig thing was sick bt funny.. :P

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  4. @R.D.

    Well it's the pig who was in spot light from the start through the post and till the end :P :D

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  5. Haha..some very weird funny facts!! :P

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  6. Your amusement over The pig was funnier then anything else xD :P

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