Note: for privacy reasons, I am only using Initials.
M: He's an a*****.
C: Don't say that. Don't you love him?
M (ignoring that): And I am a bigger one to love him.
C: Please stop it M. You two look good together.
M: No we don't. He just uses me when he gets bored.
C: Why are you saying all this? I thought you two were having the best of moments.
M: Oh he certainly has good moments. Always ordering me to do this and that. He's very pushy. Even the touch of his fingers hurts. And then he beats me when I don't comply.
(C stays quiet)
M continues: And then he so deviously makes up for it by buying presents for me.
C: Well at least he tries to improve.
M: You think a new set of headphones will melt my heart?. I am sure he gifted a bluetooth device to his new b*tch. He might be breaking up with me for all I know.
C: It's not like that. They are just acquaintances. I know she is good but you are better for him. And he loves you more
M (being suspicious): What do you mean "more" ?
C (taken aback): It's nothing, just don't worry too much. Let me do my job and you will be all charged up in no time.
M (with a sinister smile): I think I will give him a very sweet message in the morning.
C: That's like my good girl.
C informs me about all this and then they sleep. I thought I could at least have a good sound sleep now and it will all be better in the morning. I did have a nice sleep. But the latter part was proved wrong when I reached my desk. The screen of my Mobile phone was full of one type of message-
If you still didn't get it, M = mobile and C = Charger o_O ~_~